Sip Simulator
Zero Dollar Freelancer
You have 3.50 € and a laptop. Survive a week in the hipster café without barista Sören throwing you out.
Social stealth · Satire on: Laptop nomads & café culture
- Browser (desktop & mobile)
- One week, 4 minutes per day
Beta version: still a work in progress, bugs and balance changes are possible.
Free, no account, progress stays in your browser.
What to expect
The more you work, the more you stand out
Type at the laptop, take phantom sips from the empty cup and keep up the busy look when Sören glances over.
Sören patrols
Footsteps, heartbeat and shadows warn you. Fake-outs, looks from the counter and the jumpscare come with it.
Café chaos
Investor mails, autoplay videos, tray guests, the Wi-Fi password on the board and a restroom event with two minigames.
Monday to boss Friday
Upgrades, pocket money with a thrift bonus and the Wall of Shame with ten polaroids.
Controls: Keys and space bar, B, Z, 1–3, or touch
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