Token Furnace
Idle clicker · Satire on: The AI hype
Build an AI startup with no product into a billion-dollar valuation, complete with a 3D voxel campus.
- Browser, iPhone & Android
- 6 languages
- Idle, keeps running offline
Idle clickers, tycoons and merge games about token burning, slop factories, data centers and rogue AIs. Free in the browser, no account needed.
Idle clicker · Satire on: The AI hype
Build an AI startup with no product into a billion-dollar valuation, complete with a 3D voxel campus.
Idle tycoon · Satire on: AI content slop & the dead internet
Pump out AI slop videos, keep the suspicion meter below 100% and reboot the dead internet.
Tycoon · Satire on: The data center boom & power backlash
Rezone the meadow, tap into the grid and survive the hearing, or protest against it as a neighbor.
Social deduction · Satire on: AI safety & alignment
You, five bots and the rogue AI Omega in a lab bunker. One of you is the saboteur, maybe you.
Merge · Satire on: Circular AI financing
You are the only chip company in town: merge silicon, supply customers and don't let the hype bubble burst.
Social stealth · Satire on: Laptop nomads & café culture
You have 3.50 € and a laptop. Survive a week in the hipster café without barista Sören throwing you out.
All games run right in the browser, with no download and no paywall.
No sign-up, no email. Just click and play.
Progress is saved locally in your browser, not on our servers.
The catalog keeps growing: every new AI absurdity is a potential game.
Because a startup that burns billions and collects unicorn valuations is explained more honestly as an idle clicker than in any press release. Each game takes a piece of AI reality and turns it up to eleven. Fictional names, real punchlines.